What Do You Think of Me?
When my daughter was a sophomore in high school， she'd been wanting to date this one boy. Finally the school sponsored a trip where they rode the train down towards San Diego， had dinner， and took the train back. This gentleman asked her to be his date. I waited up till she got home， and when she came in I asked her， “Honey， how did things go？”
She said， “Dad， it's the worst time I ever had in my life.”
I said， “Why？ I thought you were crazy about this guy.”
She said， “All he did was talk about himself. All the way down how he plays football， what school he's going to， what he's going to major in. He's the most egotistical person I ever met in my life……”
I said， “Didn't he see what he was doing？ Didn't he realize that all he was doing was talking about himself？”
She said， “Just for one brief moment …… around dessert time. He said to me， 'All I'm doing is talking about myself. How about you. What do you think of me？'”
Gene Perrett， “Humor Is Serious Business”Found at： Aspiring to Greatness
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