Conduct and Courtesy
Father: The school report gives you a D for conduct and an A for courtesy. How did you manage that?
Cuthbert: Whenever I punch someone, I apologize.
品德與禮貌
父親：學校的成績單上給你的品德分是D，禮貌分是A，你這是怎么搞的？
卡斯伯特：無論我什么時候打了人，過后我都會向人家道歉的。
NOTE
conduct n.
行為, 操行
courtesy n.
謙恭, 允許, 禮貌
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