遲到的原因
Teacher：Johnny，why are you late for school every morning？
老師：約翰尼，為什么你每天早晨都遲到？
Johnny：Every time when I come to the corner，a guidepost says，“School――Go Slow”.
約翰尼：每當(dāng)我經(jīng)過學(xué)校附近的拐角處，就見路牌上寫著“學(xué)校――緩行”。
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