兩個瘋子的對話
Late one night at the insane asylum (瘋人院）one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"
Another one said, "How do you know?"
The first inmate said, "God told me!"
Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"
Notes:
Looney (俚語）瘋子
insane asylum (瘋人院）
inmate （n.同住者, 同室者(特指在醫院、監獄)）
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