有人尖叫著從墻的另一邊
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?"
"Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!"
當(dāng)朋友自豪地炫耀他的新公寓時(shí)，一個(gè)學(xué)生進(jìn)去。”那個(gè)大銅鑼和錘子是什么？”他的一個(gè)朋友問他。”那是會(huì)說話的鐘，”那人回答。”它怎么工作的呢？”“看，”他說，接著給了銅鑼和錘子。突然，有人尖叫著從墻的另一邊，“別敲了，你這白癡！現(xiàn)在是早上二點(diǎn).
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