看看我今天買了一個聰明的寵物。
A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she's trying the local pet shops. She walks into a small pet shop and explains her need to the attendant. He thinks for a moment and then says, "I've got just the thing for you madam. I'll just get him."
With that, he disappears into the back of the shop, and returns a few seconds later with a cute little puppy. "This dog is a special dog," he tells her. "It is able to fly," he explains, and with that throws the dog into the air. It immediately begins to float gracefully around the shop.
"There is one problem with him, however. Whenever you say 'my', he'll eat whatever you've mentioned. Watch. "My apple!" The lady watches in astonishment as the dog zooms over to the shop attendant and furiously devours an apple he has produced from his pocket.
"He's cute, and so unusual. I'll take him," she says, and a few minutes later she is on her way back home with dog to show her husband.
"Darling, look what a clever pet I bought today!" she exclaims when she gets back home. "He can fly!"
The husband peers at the dog, and then remarks, "Fly eh? Ha! My foot!"
一個女人在尋找一個寵物，所以她在當地的寵物店。她走到一個小寵物店，她解釋了她需要的寵物給服務員。他想了一會兒，然后說，“我有好東西給你夫人。”
說完，他就消失在店鋪的后面，并返回一個幾秒鐘后，一只可愛的小狗。”這只狗是一種特殊的狗，”他告訴她。”它能飛，”他解釋道，和與拋向空中的狗。它立即開始浮地周圍的商店。
“他有一個問題，但是。每當你說“我”，他會吃任何你所提到的。看。”我的蘋果！”在驚訝的女士手表作為狗放大到店的服務員，瘋狂地吞食一個蘋果，他從口袋里拿出來。
“他很可愛，而且很不尋常。我會帶他，”她說，幾分鐘后她在回家的路上與狗給她的丈夫。
“親愛的，看看我今天買了一個聰明的寵物！”她說當她回到家里的時候。”他能飛！”
在狗的丈夫同行，然后說，“飛嗎？哈！我的腳！”
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