你爸爸叫做什么名字啊?
A: What is your father's name?
B: Happy!!
A: What is your mother's name?
B: Smile!
A: Are you joking?
B: No!! That's my sister!! I am Kidding!! Bye-bye!
你爸爸叫做什么名字啊?快樂!!你媽媽叫什么名字?微笑!你在開玩笑嗎?沒有!這是我的妹妹!我開玩笑的!再見。
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