兩個強盜正在搶劫一家旅館
Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"
The second one said, "But we're on the 13th floor!"
The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious!"
兩個強盜正在搶劫一家旅館。第一個強盜說，“我聽到警報聲了。跳！”第二個說，“但我們在第十三樓！”第一個尖叫著回敬他，“這不是講迷信的時候！”
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