英語笑話|減重,Weight loss
A wife saw her husband weight himself on the scale trying to pull in the stomach. The weight thought he is trying to reduce his weight on the scale. So she said.
"You know. I don't think that will help you anything"
The husband replies "Of course it helps. It is the only way I can see the number on the scale"
笑話提示
Check the word pull in the stomach and imagine. Then you will understand this joke.
Scale = A device used when you want to measure your weight
Pull in the stomach = Deeply inhale to reduce the size of your stomach
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