接待員告訴他價(jià)格取決于房間的大小和人數(shù)
When a man called a motel and asked how much they charged for a room, the clerk told him that the rates depend on room size and number of people.
" Do you take children?" the man asked.
"No, sir," replied the clerk. "Only cash and credit cards."
當(dāng)一個(gè)男人打電話(huà)給旅館問(wèn)多少錢(qián)一個(gè)房間，接待員告訴他價(jià)格取決于房間的大小和人數(shù)。“你帶孩子？”那人問(wèn)。“不，先生，”店員說(shuō)。”只收現(xiàn)金和信用卡?！?/P>
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