發現黑板給亂涂亂畫了
One day after school the teacher said to his students, "Tomorrow morning, if any one of you can answer my first question, I will permit him or her to go home earlier."
The next day, when the teacher came into the classroom, he found the blackboard daubed（亂畫）. He was very angry and asked, "Who did it? Please stand up!"
"It's me," said Bob, "Now, I can go home. Good-bye, Sir."
有天放學時老師對同學們說：“明天早上，你們當中誰要能答出我第一個問題，我就允許他提前回家。”
第二天，老師一進教室，發現黑板給亂涂亂畫了。他很生氣，就問：“這誰干的？請站出來！”
“是我。”鮑勃說，“現在我可以回家了，再見吧，老師。”
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