我覺得咱們應該先退出，然后再重新進來
One day, a mechanical engineer, electrical engineer, chemical engineer, and computer engineer were driving down the street in the same car when it broke down.
The mechanical engineer said, "I think a rod broke."
The chemical engineer said, "The way it sputtered at the end, I think it's not getting enough gas."
The electrical engineer said, "I think there was a spark and something's wrong with the electrical system."
All three turned to the computer engineer and said, "What do you think?"
The computer engineer said, "I think we should all get out and then get back in."
有天，機械工程師、電氣工程師、化學工程師和計算機工程師在大街上正開著輛車，突然車拋錨了。
機械工程師說：“我覺得是斷了根軸。”
化學工程師說：“最后它發出噼哩啪啦那響聲，我覺得是油不夠了。”
電氣工程師說：“我覺得起了電火花，是配電系統的哪個地方出了毛病。”
三人都扭頭問計算機工程師：“你覺得呢？”
計算機工程師說：“我覺得咱們應該先退出，然后再重新進來。”
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