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        A novice lion tamer was being interviewed. "I understand your father was also a lion tamer," the reporter queried.

        "Yes, he was," the man replied.

        "Do you actually put your head in the lion's mouth?"

        "I did it only once," said the new tamer, "to look for Dad."



        只有一次



          一位馴獅新手正在接受采訪。“我知道你的父親也是個馴獅手,”記者說。

          “他過去是。”那人回答說。

          “你真的把頭伸進過獅子的嘴里嗎?”

          “只有一次,”那位馴獅新手說,“為了找我爸爸。”

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