每日一笑（2.4)
I Wasn't Asleep
[size=3]When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"
"I wasn't asleep," the man answered.
"Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."
"I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."
我沒有睡著
當一群婦女上車之后，車上的座位全都被占滿了。售票員注意到一名男子好象是睡著了，他擔心這個人會坐過站，就用肘輕輕地碰了碰他，說：“先生，醒醒！”“我沒有睡著。”那個男人回答。
“沒睡著？可是你眼睛都閉上了呀？”
“我知道，我只是不愿意看到在擁擠的車上有女士站在我身邊而已。[/size]
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