趣味圖片英語笑話：my needs我的需要（雙語）
I have a need to talk about how you don't understand my needs ...
我需要談談你怎么不明白我的需要……
I have a need to not understand your needs, and that need is something I need you to understnad ...
我不需要了解你的需要,需要的是我需要你明白……
Another night passes in a modern relationship
現代夫妻又度過了一晚
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