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        爆笑英語幽默笑話精112:Perfect Match絕配(英漢雙語笑話)

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        112.Perfect Match

        112.絕配

        A wealthy matron was so proud of a valuable antique vase that she decided to have her bedroom painted the same color as the vase. Several painters tried to match the shade,but none came close enough to satisfy the eccentric woman.

        一位富婆為擁有一只珍貴的古玩花瓶而深感驕傲,以至于她竟要把臥室漆成與花瓶同樣的顏色。幾名油漆匠試圖調(diào)出這個底色,但是誰也沒有能令那位怪癖的婦女滿意。

        Eventually, a painter approached who was confident he could mix the proper color. The woman was pleased with the result, and the painter became famous.

        最后來了位油漆匠。他非常自信能調(diào)出那種顏色。那婦女對他的成果非常滿意,油漆匠于是一舉成名。

        Years later,he retired and turned the business over to his son. "Dad,”said the son,"there’s something I've got to know. How did you get those walls to match the vase so perfectly?”

        多年以后,他退休了,生意也交給兒子。“爸,”兒子說,“有件事我得弄清楚,您是怎樣使墻的顏色與花瓶配得那么絕的?”

        "Son,”the father replied,“I painted the vase."

        “兒子,”父親回答說,“我漆了花瓶。”

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