英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Mother no’s best 母親最知情（中英雙語）
17.Mother no's best
17·母親最知情
Conversation between mother and child:
以下是毋親和孩子的對話:
"Can I have a chocolate-chip cookie?"
“我能吃塊巧克力甜餅嗎?”
"How do you ask?"
“你怎么說話呢?”
"May I have a chocolate-chip cookie?"
“您能讓我吃塊巧克力甜餅嗎?"
"What do you say?"
“你說什么?”
"May I please have a chocolate-chip cookie?"
“請您允許我吃塊巧克力甜餅吧?”
"No. It's too close to supper."
“不行，馬止就要吃晚飯了。”
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