外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹211：期末考試(中英)
Maxine, the platinum blonde, reported for her final examination which consisted of Yes/No answers. She took her seat in the examination hall, stared at the question paper, and then in a bit of inspiration, took a quarter out of her purse. She started tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet" Yes" for heads and "No" for tails. Within 30 minutes she was all done whereas the rest of the class was still sweating it out. During the last few minutes of the exam period，Maxine frantically started flipping the coin again.
麥西尼有一頭銀白色秀發，正在參加期末考試，試卷上的題目只有“對”和“不對”兩種答案。她在考場里坐了下來開始答卷，這時她靈機一動，從錢包里拿出了一枚兩角五分的硬幣，往上拋硬幣，出現正面就填“對”，反面就填“不對”。只用了30分鐘的時間，她就做完了，而此時別的同學還在冥思苦想。但離考試完畢還有最后幾分鐘時，麥西尼又開始瘋狂地拋硬幣。
The moderator, concerned about what she was doing, stopped by her desk and asked if she was ok.
監考官對她的所作所為很好奇，便走到她的桌旁，問她是否有問題。
"Oh yes, I' m fine. I finished the exam a half hour ago一but,”explaining the frantic coin tossing, "I' m going back through and checking my answers!”
“我還好，半小時前我就答完了，現在我想從后往前的再檢查一遍。”她這樣解釋拋硬幣的原因。
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