爆笑英語幽默笑話精101：Good News And Bad News好消息和壞消息（英漢雙語笑話）
101.Good News And Bad News
101.好消息和壞消息
There’s good news and bad news，”the divorce lawyer told his client.
“有好消息，也有壞消息，”離婚律師告訴他的當事人。
"I could sure use some good news，”sighed the client."What’s it？”
“我總能利用一些好消息吧，”當事人嘆了口氣說，“是什么好消息?”
"Your wife isn't demanding that your future inheritances be included in the settlement.”
“你妻子沒有要求將你未來的繼承財產也劃入裁決的范圍。”
"And the bad news？”
“那么壞消息呢?”
"After the divorce，she's marrying your father.”
“離婚以后，她將與你父親結婚。”
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