英語笑話：頭疼
A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach.
一個男孩放學回家時，感到肚子疼。
"Well, sit down and have some snacks," said his mother. "Your stomach's hurting because it's empty. It'll be all right when you've got something in it."
“來，坐下，吃些點心，”他的媽媽說。“你肚子疼，是因為肚子空了。你吃了東西，就沒事了。”
Shortly afterwards, dad came in from work, complaining of a headche. "That's because it's empty," said his son. "You'll be all right if you have something in it."
過了一會兒，男孩的爸爸下班回來，抱怨說自己頭疼。“你頭疼，是因為腦袋空了，”他的兒子說，“腦袋里裝點東西，就沒事了。”英語 笑話 幽默
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