Police Joke(29)

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　　A fellow is trying out his new sports car；driving at 80 mph he sees a state patrol car in his mirror；he drives faster to 95 mph……the police car is right behind him；brings it up to 110 mph and the police car is right on his tail……finally，he stops；the trooper comes up to his car as asks“what‘s your story”the trooper continues；every time I stop someone going as fast as you were，they have some kind of story. He tells the trooper：“actually，I have a story but you wouldn’t believe it”the trooper says“try me”……He then tells the trooper：“three months ago，my wife ran off with a state trooper……I thought you were him bringing her back！！

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