三聲口哨
Three Whistles
I promised my girlfriend a gold necklace for her birthday, but when the jeweler quoted a price for one we liked, I let out a long, low whistle. “And how much are they then？” I asked, pointing to another tray.
“You, sir,” replied the jeweler, “about three whistles.”
三聲口哨
我答應過我的女朋友過生日進送她一條金項鏈。可是當珠寶商報出我們看中的那條項鏈的價格時，我低低地打了個長口哨。“那這條項鏈多少錢呢？”我指著另一個盤子里的項鏈問。
“先生，對你來說，”珠寶商答道，“大約值三聲口哨。”
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