他們都死了
They Are All Dead
Teacher： Can you tell me anything about the great scientists of the 18th century？
Pupil： Yes, sir, I can. They are all dead.
他們都死了
老師：你能告訴我關于18世紀的偉大科學家的一些什么事情嗎？
學生：是的，先生。他們都死了。
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