英漢雙語笑話：Survival 為了活下來？
at the plane crash site, one lone survivor sat with his back against a tree, chewing on a bone. as he tossed the bone onto a huge pile of bones, he noticed the rescue team. "thank heavens!", he cried out in relief..... "i am saved!"
the rescue team did not move, as they were in shock, seeing the pile of human bones beside this lone survivor. obviously he had eaten his comrades. the survivor saw the horror in their faces and hung his own head in shame. "you can't judge me for this," he insisted. "i had to survive. is it so wrong to want to live?"
the leader of the rescue team stepped forward, shaking his head in disbelief. "i won't judge you for doing what was necessary to survive, but good heavens, man, your plane only went down yesterday!"
在空難現場，唯一的幸存者坐靠著大樹，大嚼著一根骨頭。他剛把吃完的骨頭扔在一大堆白骨上，就看到了救援隊向這邊靠近。 “啊，真是謝天謝地！”他看見了救命稻草，哭喊出來。 “我得救了！”
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