只是想和我后邊的車保持安全距離。
A cop pulled a car over on the highway for speeding.
警察在高速上攔下一輛超速的車。
When he asked for the driver's license, the driver argued, "Speeding? But officer, I was only trying to keep a safe distance between my car and the car in back of me."
當他要駕駛員的駕照時，駕駛員辯稱，“超速，但是警官，我剛才只是想和我后邊的車保持安全距離。”
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