我爸爸說家丑不可外揚(yáng)。
Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, boys?
Nick: Yes, sir. Quite often. I saw it even last night.
Teacher: Please tell us something about it.
Nick: Oh, sorry, sir. My father always says, 'Domestic shame should not be published.'
體育老師：“孩子們，你們見過混合雙打嗎？”
奈克：是的，先生。比較經(jīng)常看見。昨天晚上我還看見了。
老師：請(qǐng)給我們講講它。
奈克：噢，對(duì)不起，先生。我爸爸說，“家丑不可外揚(yáng)。
本文地址：http://www.autochemexpert.com/writing/humor/33297.html
相關(guān)文章
-
SORRY, I DON'T KOWN
在一次英語課上，老師出了一道題叫同學(xué)們舉手回答，同學(xué)“甲”什么也不懂，但他想在老師面前炫耀一番，趕忙問同桌答案是什么。同桌答曰“sorry, I don't kown”。 甲自以為得矣得矣，連忙舉手。老師一看，連忙叫他回答，甲...
2018-12-04 英語笑話 -
等敏感部位的樹葉落了
A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked woman with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn 't like it and moves on, but the husband keeps looking. The wif...
2019-01-06 英語笑話 -
第74期雙語笑話加練習(xí)題 不能讓他跑了
A male crab met a female crab and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways. Wow, she thought, this crab is really special. I can&...
2018-11-28 英語笑話 -
Police Joke(39)
Two prisoners were making their escape over the jailhouse roof when one of them dislodged a tile.“Who‘s there shouted a guard. The first prisoner replied with a convincing imitation of a cat...
2019-01-02 英語笑話 -
英語幽默小故事：大制服 Large Uniforms
英語幽默小故事：大制服 Large UniformsLarge UniformsDuring our first three days at Lackland Air Force Base in San Antonio, we were herded from place to place for haircuts, shot...
2018-11-27 英語笑話 -
Family Joke(38)
When his teenage son asked to borrow twenty dollar，the man said，“Son，don‘t you realize that there are more important things in life than money？” “Yes，sir，”the youth replied，“I do. But you ne...
2018-12-29 英語笑話 -
趣味圖片英語笑話：What the heck is this crap!? 這是什么鬼東西（雙語）
What the heck is this crap!?這是什么見鬼的東西！？only place on Earth where 'Frozen' wasn't received ecstatically地球唯一一處“冰凍”不被接受和喜歡的地方 更多 英語笑話、英語...
2018-11-07 英語笑話
