年輕警察對自己首次公務行為挺滿意
A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on a corner.
The rookie rolled down his window and said, "Let's get off the corner, people." A few glances, but no one moved, so he barked again, "Let's get off that corner...NOW!" Intimidated, the group of people began to leave, casting puzzled stares in his direction.
Proud of his first official act, the young policeman turned to his partner and asked, "Well, how did I do?" "Pretty good," chuckled the veteran policemen, "especially since this is a bus stop!"
一名新警察頭回開巡邏車外出執勤，搭檔是名老警察。來了個電話要他們驅趕一幫閑散人群。他們開到那條街上，發現有個街角站著一小伙兒人。
新警察搖下窗戶，說：“你們這伙兒人，都從這塊兒散開。”也就瞟了他幾眼，可沒一個動窩的。于是他又吼一嗓子：“都從這兒散開，趕緊地！”
受到威嚇的人群開始散去，并向他這邊投來不解的目光。
年輕警察對自己首次公務行為挺滿意，掉頭問搭檔：“哎，我干得咋樣？”
“忒牛了吧，”老警察偷著樂，“特別是在這么個公交車站上！”
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