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If you want to stay married, divorce speed。
想和愛(ài)人牽手，就和超速分手。
Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough--or else they never will be.。.
如果你的孩子不夠大就別讓他開(kāi)車(chē)，否則他就可能再也長(zhǎng)不大了...
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