雙語笑話 貪吃的妹妹
The young boy protested vigorously when his mother asked him to take his little sister along fishing. "The last time she came," he objected, "I didn't catch a single fish."
"I'll talk to her," his mother said, "and I promise this time she won't make any noise."
"It wasn't the noise, Mom," the boy replied, "She ate all my bait."
當(dāng)媽媽提議讓小男孩帶著他的妹妹一起去釣魚時(shí),小男孩堅(jiān)決地反對(duì)。“上次她跟我去,”他反駁道,“我連一條魚都沒釣上來。”
“我會(huì)告訴她的。”媽媽說,“我保證她這一次不會(huì)在發(fā)出任何聲響了。”
“這不是響聲的問題,媽媽。”男孩回答,“她把所有的魚餌都吃光了。”
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