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        笑話習題簿11.1.22

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                          At a dinner party a shy young man had been trying to think of something nice to say to his hostess. At last he saw his chance when she turned to him and remarked, "What a small appetite you have tonight, Mr. Jones."
           "To sit next to you," he replied gallantly, "would cause any man to lose his appetite."
           在一次晚餐聚會上,一位靦腆的年青人一直在冥思苦想對女主人說一些好聽的話。機會總于來了,女主人轉向他說:“瓊斯先生,您今晚的飯量太小了。”
           “坐在您身邊,”他殷勤的說道,“任何男人都會失去胃口的。”
        練習:
        你聽懂了么?
        答案:
        本來是想贊美的,結果聽起來好像變了味~所以說會說話是很重要的呢~                                                   

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