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        笑話習題簿12.13

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           THE SCHOOL HEALTH FORMS had been distributed to the students with an error---the word "Sex" had been spelled with an "o". One mother, filling out the form for her son, wrote in the blank next to "Sox": "Usually brown."
           某學校發給學生的健康調查表里有個錯別字——把“性別”的“性”字寫成了“襪”字。一位母親在為她的兒子填寫表格時,在“襪別”的那欄填上了:“棕色為主。”
        [注] 英語中sex(性)與sox(襪)只有一個字母之差。
        Exercises:
        根據短文回答下列問題:
        哈哈,你的襪別是神馬?



                                            

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