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        英語(yǔ)沙龍-開(kāi)心樂(lè)園-08

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        Don’t tell her Two twins went to the kindergarten.“Who's the elder and who's the younger one?” asked a nurse.One of them winked and said,“Elder brother,don't tell her.”不 要 告 訴 她 兩個(gè)雙胞胎走進(jìn)幼兒園?!澳銈儍蓚€(gè)誰(shuí)大誰(shuí)小?”保育員問(wèn)。其中的一個(gè)眨了眨眼睛說(shuō),“哥哥,不要告訴她。”本文無(wú)注釋

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